Family Tree (гет)

Noah stares down at his homework, a frown creasing his forehead as he chews furiously on the end of his pen. The blank page is taunting him — the only thing currently marring its surface is the bright red ‘MY FAMILY TREE!’ title that his teacher had printed out in the worst font possible.
The main issue is that he isn’t entirely sure where to even begin.
First posted for the Family is Everything fic exchange.