No one know why or how it happened, Naruto somehow married twenty-eight people after their first meeting and not even Naruto know how it happened! Now he have to deal with his bizarre harem and try to survive the shinobi life as a new-minted genin! "Naruto, some of your wives are..." "Yup, they're kinda special." "...One of your wives is skinning this guy alive! Naruto, stop her!"